The Root of Darkness by Amorphis reviews I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Buuut I guess it could be worse. Time Travel Star Wars - Rated: Shards of Impossibility by Cybertramon reviews In a world where the villains outnumber the heroes, where black and white becomes grey, there is a new force entering the game.
I have read some people claim she is just like Kushina. In what way is she anything like Kushina? They are complete opposites. If they meet when they're younger and slowly develop things for each other, that's different, but if Naruto meets Hinata and is suddenly in love with her after she confesses her 'love' for him, it just makes me sigh and roll my eyes.
Does no one see how disgusting that is? She is his fucking mother, for God's sake. Can you imagine fucking your mother? It doesn't matter that he doesn't know her, she's still his mother! It doesn't matter that he looks like Minato, he isn't and it's her son! I can't read these. It's just plain disgusting. If Kushina isn't his mother, then I can read them, but I still cringe.
I retract this statement. Apparently, to most, it's only 'hot' ugh when she is his mother. If Naruto is paired with two people, then I can understand it.
I can see a person being in love with two people, but not twenty. When a fic is started, why is the first question out of everyone's mouth 'Who's he gonna fuck?
I find it unbelievable that 21 girls are okay with sharing him with everyone else. And I know what you're gonna say: Let's say you were a part of the Naruto universe. Eventually, you could get to a level where you could use a water dragon, but even in this realm of fantasy, you could never get that many girls. Why is it that everyone seems to think giving Naruto everything with a vagina under the sun will make him more 'badass' or 'awesome'?
I even saw one where Naruto's dog is given a human form for the sole purpose of having him fuck her. That's the same when they give Naruto a twin sister just so he has another hole. Especially when they give him somebody who's already in a relationship like Kurenai or Yugao.
I doubt they would give up someone they have known for years, for a 'cute, sweet, non-perverted' 12 year old that they just met and, somehow, instantly fell in love with. You all do realize that is pedophilia, right? And you can go ahead and pull that flimsy 'He's a ninja, so he's an adult!
It's true that he is technically an adult, but he still has the body and mindset of a twelve year old. Any person who is attracted to that is a pedophile.
Is it only okay when the woman is a pedophile or something. You all wouldn't read a story that has Sakura with a thirty year old man, would you? I just wanted to say that, even though we've been like siblings for like 30 years, I'm betraying the organization that our dead friend started because I found a hot guy who makes me smile, even though I just met him. You know, I recently read a story.
Anyway, I forget what it was called I never really read the title, just the description , but I read it anyway because I liked the idea. But now, I can basically just point to it and say 'Pretty much that. First off, there are three gods of the story, who are, unsurprisingly, women. And you know in these stories that whenever something with a vagina gets within five feet of Naruto, they immediately jump down his pants, so I saw what was going to happen from a mile away.
Anyway, Naruto had just defeated Sasuke at the VotE and was bringing him back to Konoha when he gets attacked by Kakashi and left for dead. Then, the three 'goddesses' come down and fix Naruto, because they obviously have nothing better to do. They then offer to send Naruto to another universe it was a crossover to train for three years on the condition that he comes back to destroy Konoha, and that all three of them would surprise, surprise be mated to him.
The author didn't even state a reason for it! They send Naruto to the other universe to some dragon and tell him to train Naruto, while they kill the Akatsuki, but some of them live to become Naruto's bodyguards. This made me wonder why, if they wanted Konoha gone so bad, they didn't just do it themselves? I mean, they even go to Konoha to tell them about Naruto surviving and Kakashi trying to kill him. Anyway here's where the Harem comes in.
One timeskip later and we find out what's been happening the last three years. Apparently, there are some shinobi of Konoha siding with Naruto. Though that's mostly just six specific girls that the author decides are going to love him for some reason. Anko, because he's like her, even though he barely interacted with her once. Hinata, because she admires him, even though he has barely ever interacted with her. Tenten, because she feels guilty, even though he interacts with her even less than he does with Hinata.
Hana Inuzuka because she likes how he smells I swear it said something like that , even though I'm pretty sure Naruto has never even heard of her. Temari, because she is grateful for what he did for Gaara, and she likes the fact that he didn't end up like Gaara. Is that really a viable reason to love somebody? When Naruto learns about them, he immediately states that he loves all of them and that they can be with him, as well. Also, for some reason, Kakashi didn't get punished or executed for his attack on Naruto.
You could say it was because they didn't have any proof, but I would think that the word of God would be enough. Next, when he revives Haku and Zabuza, the former immediately falls in love with him as well and he claims the same. Seriously, how can people not get sick of this? But that's not the worst part. The breaking point for me came when he rescued Fu. It clearly states that she can't trust people easily, but after she regained conciousness and found out that Naruto saved her, they're making out not a minute after!
Then, a small conversation happened between Naruto and Fu. My parents can't have children anymore due to age so it's my job. You obviously don't know what love is. I hate men who just grab beautiful woman off the street to satisfy their perverted desires you mean like how you're doing? A big family is one full of you and people you care about, including mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts, cousins, brothers, sisters, and even close friends. A big family is not one guy with a bunch of women!
Also, Minato was still alive, in a coma, and Kushina had that bullshit 'the Konoha elders lied to me' excuse. Of course, with Kushina alive, it's only a matter of time before Minato dies for real and she gets in her son's pants, too. Apparently because 'It's hot, dude. The harem also showed no signs of stopping.
It's only a matter of time before he's introduced to Yugito, Samui, Karui, and Mei, and they jump in his pants immediately, as well.
I'm okay with it if he just sleeps around. Not attached to anybody, just in it for the sex. You know why that's fine with me and not something like what I just described? Because this kind of Naruto doesn't claim to love any of them, he just wants sex! Most of them should know that, too. Romance should never be the main part of any story that isn't completely based around it in the first place.
Personally, I don't even want to add any pairings for Naruto in any of my story, mostly because I suck at it, but also because I just don't want to. What even is this? It's some flimsy thing authors put into stories so that they can 'justify' Naruto having a giant harem.
They say it's to restore a clan, but how is that at all a good excuse? First of all, the Uzumaki have strong life forces and innate talent with sealing, but that's not enough to justify this idiotic 'law' being used.
And anyway, even if it did exist, the way authors use it is all wrong. They use it by having Naruto take twenty or more wives, who he meets and who inexplicably fall in love with him in the first thirty seconds every damn time, and hope that they have kids some day.
If this retarded law was real, what would really happen is Naruto providing semen samples, tests being done to find the best and most willing candidates to bear the children so the bloodline would come out strong.
Then, the chosen women would be impregnated, and they'd have kids that would go to live with Naruto, who would raise and train them. It is doubtful there would be more than ten, and I'm sure he would have assistance. That's what would happen. I won't read these. Whenever I see it in the description, I immediately skip over it. Do you know why there are FemNarus? Mostly because the author wants to put him with a guy, but make it seem 'not gay', or because the author's female and wants to make a thinly-veiled attempt at a self-insert.
I also hate when they change others genders because they want to throw them into a harem with him after they ran out of real girls. Almost every story has him as a girl that even sometimes I forget he is a guy. For example, I almost accidentally wrote 'girl' instead of 'guy' at the end of that last sentence. Do you know what's even worse?
When they turn him into a girl Also, if you're going to ruin your story by turning characters into girls, at least have the decency to pick the 'Naruko' tag in the character list. I hate when people make an OC that is vital to the plot. I could stand it if they train alongside Team 7 and become strong with them, though I would never read an OC centered story, but that's it.
I don't want to read how some 12 year old can take down Konoha on their own, because, honestly, that just ruins the fic. This is no longer true for me. Usually, I would just skip right over that, but, as I said, I was bored and decided 'Why not?
So, I read it and Surprise! I actually liked it. Sure, there were crappy ones, but I can now say that I actually like these kinds of stories. What the fuck is up with all the Yaoi on this site, especially the Naruto section? Jesus Christ, I usually hear people bitch about this constantly usually hypocrites who write Yuri, Harems, or a combination of the two , but I never used to see all that much of it.
Now, holy crap, you can't skim down the Naruto fanfiction archive page without running into twenty of them. And yes, I do realize they only show twenty-five per page. I don't want to read about what Naruto would be like in high school and what he will do about his 'love' for Sasuke. Really, and I don't want to hear about how Naruto because it's always Naruto somehow got pregnant and has a girl.
It's nearly always a girl because most yaoi writers are girls and they want to be Naruto's kid, and be an extremely powerful ninja, so they make his ass-baby a self-insert.
But let's be honest; we've all had that fantasy of what it would be like to be in the Naruto universe. I have, and hell yes I would make myself totally overpowered. But I would never actually write that. Who the hell wants to read about some author's totally overpowered character of themselves?
I know I wouldn't. And even if I did write one, I would give some explanation as to why I'm so powerful. Not the usual 'me and two friends fell into the Naruto universe and somehow we're super S-Rank level and everyone loves and trusts us and the guy I'm a fangirl of immediately falls in love with me!
Anyway, if a story looks good, I will read it even if it is Yaoi. To me, it is much more tolerable than Harems. I have a couple stories on my favorites list that have Naruto paired with a guy, but I favorited it, not because of that, but because one was a time-travel story and I'll be honest, it was actually yaoi that introduced me to this site in the first place.
Not from Naruto, though. I swear, there are nearly no good stories anymore. Ninety percent of Naruto fictions are yaoi, harems, or just generally shit. Now, I'm not going to sit here and tell you that mine are perfect, I know they are not, but they are definitely better than most of the shit on this site.
You know those drop-down boxes on the archive page that lets you pick what genre, character, rating, etc.? Well, I wish they could add a few more boxes. Stories that haven't been updated in over a year They actually did this a while ago, I believe. Wouldn't this be nice to have? I would love this thing! I believe I have many fantastic stories on my favorites list though not all of them are from the Naruto fandom. The Crown of Thorns are stories that I really enjoy.
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth is one of the best Naruto fanfictions I have ever read. It's near the bottom of my favorite's list if you want to check it out. Sure it's over two years old, but it's done and I have rarely found anything nearly as good as that.
I'll admit that some of them don't have the best grammar, etc. A couple days ago, I got rid of some stories I favorited because I thought I liked them, only to later realize were complete shit.
Grammar really needs to be good for people to really like your story. My stories may have several errors in grammar, but that's because I'm lazy and don't proofread. For example, I got rid of a story I liked because the grammar was just complete shit. I want to ask you, how many mistakes do you count in this sentence?
I may not be an English major, but I count fourteen. I won't point them all out, but here's how I think the sentence should be:. Bartrand's beard could have always come to life and attacked us. That could have gone a little smoother, but at least now Bartrand was accepting their help.
I like Dark Naruto stories, but there is something that happens in nearly every single one of them. He turns good again. Do you people not realize that we don't want Naruto to become good again? That's why we read them! Right now, I have one story that could be considered Dark Naruto, but I don't see it that way. I see my Naruto as a neutral person who looks out for himself and doesn't take shit from anybody, not a psychopathic killer.
I once read a Dark Naruto story where he turned good again. Now, to be fair, it did say that he would, but I wanted to see how it happened. He was pretty much an assehole to Konoha shinobi he worked for Orochimaru. Anyway, I was expecting him to gradually come back to the good side after many confrontations with his old friends and heavy thinking about the situation.
What I did not expect was for him to say some asshole comment to Sasuke, then for Hinata who, for some reason, wasn't a stuttering pathetic mess to order Naruto to apologize. I expected him to to basically say 'Fuck you. Obviously, I'm exaggerating, but that is basically how it happened. I literally said 'What the fuck?
There is also something else that I've noticed happens in a lot of Dark Naruto stories. To me, he comes off as a brat. I know he's had a bad life, but I swear he gets really bitchy in some of them. I read this one story where he was stronger than Kakashi and, because Naruto was mentally unstable, he didn't know what Naruto might do to a kunoichi they had just captured. Naruto threatened to kill Kakashi for implying he would rape her, and that's when I realized it.
He was acting just like Sasuke would. He was holding his power over the others' heads to make them do what he wants. It was a harem with canon girls and OC's and nearly half of every chapter was filler, so that wasn't the only reason it sucked. Also, I remember that Naruto found two enemies, and defeated them.
That's fine, but then they offered themselves to him, he accepted because why not? It's not like they were his enemies or anything! I don't really mind bashing, especially Sakura and Sasuke. At one point, I was wondering why everyone was making Sasuke seem like he was an arrogant asshole who thought he was never wrong and deserves everything.
I remember thinking that he never acted like that in the original anime. Then, I read the new manga chapter and he was acting exactly how everyone is making him out to be.
For Sakura, I know everyone hates her because of how she hits Naruto repeatedly, but he can say some really stupid shit and annoy the hell out of you. I don't know about any of you, but I think I would have to punch him every once in a while to stay sane. I would still try to be his friend, though. But, then again, she is a useless fangirl that thinks she is better than Naruto, and that just pisses me right the fuck off. Don't know what everyone's problem with Kiba is, though.
At some point however, it gets excessive. Do you really think having Naruto or someone else call Orochimaru a pedophile will piss him off at all? I'm sure he's been called much worse. He comes off as a morally bankrupt asshole, but he would do anything for his village.
Sure he's made some shit decisions, who hasn't? He doesn't regret them because that wouldn't change anything and he has more important things to worry about. ROOT is important because it does things that can't be blames on Konoha. So, those fics where he betrays Konoha are about as OOC as you can possibly get. Like I said, I don't mind bashing, but I generally find that the best stories are ones that don't have bashing at all.
I can understand messing up once in a while, but if you do stuff like make run-on sentences, wrong punctuation, not putting commas where they are needed, not capitalizing things that need to be, constantly misspelling words, or you have to read a paragraph several times just to understand what the hell you just said, you should just stop writing.
I get that English may not be your first language, but I have seen some kids in Elementary School write better, so you shouldn't bother with English. That's not to say all of you. I have read some fics from people with English as a secondary language that were quite good. Here's a rule we learned in 2nd grade: Why do so many people make this mistake? It has stuck with since I first learned it, and I am flabbergasted that so many people still do it. Do you just not want to put in the effort to press enter?
Misspelling words such as definitely as defiantly or lightning as lightening or affected as effected or vice-versa though I can really understand that last one. Hell, I even saw one person who misspelled affinity as epiphany. How does that even happen? Kyuubi is a destructive force. It is not a wronged, kind, loving entity. It was not out one night searching for food to feed its 'kits' and returned to find them dead and blah, blah, blah. Do you know why there are FemKyuubi fics? Why so she can be thrown into the Harem, of course!
That's like saying that all males are inherently evil while all females are inherently good. And excuse me for saying this Actually, don't excuse me, Kurama is a male name. I think the only tailed beasts that have a chance at being female are the Nibi, and the Nanabi. Also I hate when Kurama refers to Naruto as 'kit'. It would not do that. Naruto is not a baby fox, and Kurama isn't even a real fox.
It was created in the shape of one, but it is not one. Kurama would either refer to Naruto by his name, or brat, kid, idiot, etc. I don't specifically hate Hanyou-Naruto, just those in which he gets fox tails and fox ears. What is the point of that?
So he looks more 'kawaii' and more women are compelled to join the harem. I know that tails can sound useful, but them on a normal sized human? They would be more fluff and more of a hindrance than anything. Although, I haven't seen this in a while, so I assume it only has to do with the older stories.
For example, Mei Terumi has been captured by the Akatsuki, and Naruto has to rescue her. I understand that it would be possible to capture her if she were fighting Itachi and Kisame but the author made it seem like she was easily defeated by just Itachi with a simple Genjutsu while Kisame hung back.
Then Naruto shows up, kicks both their asses and saves her. She is not the Godaime Mizukage for nothing! I think it would be possible for them to capture her after a long, drawn-out battle with both of them and they sustained heavy injury, but the author made it seem like Itachi just looked at her and BOOM.
Another example is a story in which Itachi was female, which I suffered through because Naruto had the Rinnegan, and he was immediately overpowered by Yugito. I get that she's powerful but there is no way Yugito is on Itachi's level.
Also, it was little more than a cat-fight over Naruto! They might as well have been mud-wrestling in bikinis while hurling insults at each other. Also, I hate it when Naruto refuses to kill someone or fight them if they are female. If someone is threatening to destroy your home and kill everyone you love, you will kill them no matter if they were male or female.
If you say, "I will not fight a woman! They are just going to shrug their shoulders, kill you, and move on. If anything, they'd be pissed because they'd think you didn't see kunoichi as a threat.
Or if Naruto says, "I never liked killing a woman. I hate when he cries over someone that is slightly like him.
He is so desperate for attention that he will trust anyone who gives him the slightest bit. I know in Canon he was never beaten or raped, etc. If I were him, I would have just said "I don't feel anything for this city, why am I here? But, nooooo, he somehow falls in love with Konoha and will die for people who don't give a shit about him. I'm starting to think he was brainwashed or was just hit over the head too many times.
He wants to be Hokage but slacks off during both the Academy and most likely during his training trip, and only has a few jutsu to his name. I'm not counting Kurama because that's not his power. Just In All Stories: Story Story Writer Forum Community. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
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Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back up and read the third word in each sentence.
Here are some quotes I like: A True Underdog Story "Show me a man with a combover and I'll show you a man that believes that by crushing a bag of chips I win here and I win there.
Kimblee - Fullmetal Alchemist "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. The Plan B of winners for over years. The First Movie "Go fuck yourself! If you do this, you don't understand what Konan and Nagato mean to each other. To me, if your story is a harem, it's automatically shit. I like the term big family. These would be the categories: Stories that are just plain shitty Stories that haven't been updated in over a year They actually did this a while ago, I believe.
Stories that are actually good Wouldn't this be nice to have? I won't point them all out, but here's how I think the sentence should be: Other Things I Hate: To Yuki Judai, it counts as a normal Tuesday. T - English - Chapters: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it.
M - English - Adventure - Chapters: Spirit of the Triage by emily reviews I expected to wake up in one of three places: Imagine my surprise when I found myself slowly spinning on playground swings, seconds before the massacre of Uzushiogakure was to take place. A young Kushina, who is apparently my little sister, stared at me from across the playground. Male OC Naruto - Rated: Determination by Montenya of the Fairies reviews Five years before Ash was born the Kanto Region completely reformed the Indigo League, looking to stop the propensity for pokemon abandonment and abuse.
Today Ash's adventure begins. T - English - Adventure - Chapters: Assimilation by Satire Swift reviews What does it take to be a superhero? The people around you? The willingness to embrace being something other than human? Whatever it is, you'll have to pick it up. Because we all have to do it sooner or later. Veränderung by storiewriter reviews AU.
When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety. Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving T rating may be overdoing it. He soon discovers that life was a game in Alpha, and he's now being welcomed to the Beta.
Join his journey into a world of super powers, super villains, and an ever evolving game world that challenges his views on life and morality.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler.
He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Mix between anime and the games. But more things are at stake than just the boy's life: Shards of Impossibility by Cybertramon reviews In a world where the villains outnumber the heroes, where black and white becomes grey, there is a new force entering the game.
A weapon more powerful than anyone can fully understand. And as the old saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. There will be changes in the world, and cities will shake. Rated M for blood. Broken Reflection by Xejis reviews In his attempt to protect his wife during her pregnancy, Minato accidentally created twins. Unknowingly giving the nine tailed fox, Kurama, a human body. Now the old fox must struggle beside his new brother, Naruto, as they become Shinobi of Konoha.
Formerly called Uzumaki Twins Naruto - Rated: Who said that mothers were more important than fathers? Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter.
Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. Harry Potter - Rated: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates.
Self-Insert One Piece - Rated: ASL reset by fantasy is everything reviews What would the three brothers do if they had the chance to start over together? One Piece - Rated: Watching the Future with Memories by Dareagon reviews Naruto accidentally finds himself in the past, in a time where the Third Shinobi War is still being fought. While trying to prove he is from the future and trying to change it at the same time , the current Hokage gathers some trusted shinobi to watch his memories The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny.
To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points. Star Wars - Rated: Open Sky Yet Not by waterlily12 reviews When Tsuna's pride - his family - shattered, there really weren't anymore reasons for him to be the all-encompassing Sky. But when he was given another chance, to protect them once more, he didn't hesitate - even if it's in another parallel world where he is no longer Vongola Decimo but his twin brother, his Elements no longer his but his brother's.
Family-orientated Katekyo Hitman Reborn! He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain. That was until he woke up buried underground, in a coffin. After finding out two years have passed since his death, Ace goes in search of answers, trying to unwrap what has happened in the two years he was gone.
What if Daisuke had been adopted by the Yagamis when he was four years old? What if he was with Taichi on that fateful day at Summer Camp? How different would the adventure have been with a bit of Miracles added to the mix? After training the three Orphans from Rain to defend themselves adequately, Jiraiya returns home, confident that they will change the future of the world.
Poor Jiraiya has no idea how true that will be, because the Ame Trio doesn't want to part ways. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency? Nightfall by freowin reviews Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest.
He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Olympus Rising by Reixe reviews When the digital world falls into peril once again, Gennai fears that the might of the Digidestined may not be enough. Diving into the ancient history of the digital world he seeks to enlist the help of the very first Digidestined: With their help can the Digidestined defeat the newest evil in the digital world?
Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
It all started the day of the Kumo incident at the Hyuuga compound - one action altered the course of history and the ninja world.
Will be epic in length. Pairings are not the focus of the story, though they exist. Cover art belongs to amandas-sketches on deviant art. Tampering with Time by Palaserece reviews When Kyuubi was extracted from Uzumaki Naruto, it was the Nidaime Hokage that came up with an unconventional solution. An experimental reincarnation jutsu on Namikaze Minato and a one-way trip, with his Kurama, to the past.
Minato-centric Naruto - Rated: He had always remembered. He remembered a life before this one, a better life. Sure, there was a lot of fighting involved, but he'd had a family. People so precious he had died for them. GX Tag Force 2: Avoiding all mention of Duel Academy, he focuses on locating Sartorius, and spends his days slumming with the suave-speaking Pierre. But the future calls, and not even he, for all his despair, can ignore its words. With the power of Synchro on his side, can Konami prepare to stop the Light from claiming his world?
Will he even want to? Rise of the Dragon Knight by MontagJ reviews Lots of people like the idea of becoming a part of one of their favorite works of fiction. No one likes being toyed with. Last Airbender - Rated: Not crack, I swear. Too angsty for that: T - English - Drama - Chapters: Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status.
Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. M - English - Friendship - Chapters: What Once Was There by RoloReilly reviews Daisuke's first adventure through the Digital World, he was 8 years old and had his elder brother by his side. He meet many amazing people during his first adventure, however, it ended in sorrow. Now, years later, Daisuke found that the past doesn't always stay in the past.
The Digital World is demanding his attention once again, but can he give it? Flames of the Dragon Mage by LoneWolf reviews Thrust into the middle of a nation threatened from without and within, William Surana must lead a ragtag band and find it within himself to be the flame that holds back the darkness while dealing with the fallout from his past.
Pity Ferelden if he fails. Dragon Age - Rated: Annoyed at how the series was going after Sinnoh, he fell asleep before waking up, somehow as Ash the morning he began his journey. In shock at what happened he tries to find a way to get back home and see why he became Ash. Rated T for now. Fan Art by Myboimrthrash Pokémon - Rated: Parent Worries by Shara Raizel reviews While the DigiDestined are off fighting for their lives in the Digital World, how are their parents handling things back home?
Find out in UGotD's side story: Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! The Eye of the Raging Storm by DrTortoise reviews As the Elemental Nations fall to chaos, one boy, inspired by the teachings of Tobirama Senju, finds himself trapped in the eye of the raging storm. Will he be swallowed by the building hurricane, or can he bend it to his will?
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho reviews After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine.
All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same.
Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. Three men never find Rangiku. Because they never find Rangiku, she is never harmed. Because Rangiku is not hurt, Gin does not swear vengeance. Because Gin does not swear vengeance, he never joins Aizen. This is a tale how Gin's allegiances remain with the Gotei 13, and the consequences it produces, both good and bad.
When Harry learns Hogwarts is hosting The Grand Trainer Tournament, he is excited to meet new trainers from around the world. But when someone plots to use the tournament to kill him, Harry decides to take matters in his own hands and become more proactive. This new attitude leads him to new allies: If a single death can change everything, can the same be said for a single birth? Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought?
What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto? I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head? This is the Ultimate Adventure of the DigiDestined! Drowning Memories by Shara Raizel reviews Davis Motomiya has been burdened with the memories and residual voice of his cousin Takuya Kanbara. As he continues to discover the tragic events surrounding an accident eight years past will he finally silence the voice or will he loose his mind to them?
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into , he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation.
Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended. The Root of Darkness by Amorphis reviews I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it.
Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters. The Lost Namikaze by FaerieLight reviews When Uchiha Itachi aborts a mission and nearly starts a war, his comrades think he's gone mad.
When he kidnaps a child from the Land of Earth, they're certain of it. But Itachi knows the Yondaime Hokage would not regret war if it meant the chance to meet his son. Certainly not Heath Potter, the boy-who-lived. How could his own brother be a Slytherin? Granted, Heath rarely interacted with Hadrian. But it's bad enough that he's fated to defeat the most powerful Dark Lord in centuries. But is fate really so cruel that he has to also fight against his own brother? Carrying Fate by Sethera reviews I could have ended up in any other body, and I would have been fine.
Being reborn as Cloud Strife, savior of the Planet, and the only fighter who could match Sephiroth? I would rather have stayed dead. Unfortunately, that wasn't in the cards, and now I have to figure out how to avert the crisis that I know is coming, all the while keeping myself alive in the process.
Teamwork for Beginners by Synaps reviews In a world filled with superheroes, Amity Park isn't even a blip on the map. Mostly because of the government cover-up. However, things change when Phantom and Red Huntress get drafted onto the Team. Ghosts are becoming more important in the battle of heroes and villains, and the Justice League aren't the only ones to notice the potential. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny?
Betareading done by Pyromania The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way.
It's about time the bad guys won for once. Harry gets a proper introduction with some insights from an alternate self who has lived it. What does he do with this information? How would his attitudes change? Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation.
Instead, he runs away to stay with his father's cousin's son in Kirkwall, where he'll join Hawke's merry brand of brigands. Is Hogwarts ready for a Harry trained by a Hawke? Binnen, bij de kielbouten, is niks abnormaals te zien. Later maar eens langs buiten checken, hier is het water te bruin, het zicht slecht. In het totaal is ons dat nu toch al zo een viertal keer gebeurd. Maria geeft ons een plekje aan de steiger voor twee nachten.
Tony moet tweemaal in de mast om een nieuwe Windex windrichting-aanwijzer te plaatsen, helemaal bovenop het toplicht. De vorige is er gewoon vanaf gewaaid tijdens zwaar weer. Al dat felle bonken in de golven vormt een zware beproeving voor het materiaal. Tony stapt in zijn bootmanstoeltje. Links toplicht zonder Windex, rechts nieuwe Windex bevestigd.
Zo hoort het uit te zien bovenop de mast. Terwijl mijn jongste zussen hun tienduizenden stappen per dag tellen, probeer ik dat te doen met de keren die mijn arm de hendel van de winch ronddraait om Tony naar boven te hijsen. Zo een maal. Het zweet drupt op mijn bril. Spierpijn zal morgen mijn deel zijn. Op Jakker zitten we opnieuw in onze dagdagelijkse routine.
Nadat we de bijna twee weken op de kant in Vuda Marina netjes betaalden, heft de kraan ons terug in het water. Als maandag dan ons nieuw voorzeil geleverd wordt zonder de nodige telefoontjes met de UPS manager bleek dit niet te lukken , kan niets ons nog in de krappe, oven-hete Vuda haven houden.
Dat zeil meteen uitproberen, natuurlijk. Richting Malolo Lailai Musket Cove , twee uurtjes varen, om er langzaam terug in te komen. Onze dagdagelijkse routine dus, met een plus eigenlijk. Want, ik heb nu een Dyson Trigger 6 stofzuiger.
In mijn handbagage hierheen gebracht. De scanner wist niet wat hij zag! Dit is niet zomaar een kruimeldief maar een echt krachtige, snoerloze stofzuiger voor auto of boot.
Maar wat wil je met een kapitein die allergisch is voor huisstofmijt en dies meer. Die captain zit intussen ook niet stil. Op een namiddag bouwt hij met de oude motor en de nieuw meegebrachte compressor een perfect werkende duikcompressor, die meteen twee flessen vult. Dit deel brachten we mee. De nieuwe Lufti is born. Nu moet enkel het weer een inspanning doen twee samengesmolten troggen boven Fiji zorgen voor veel regen en wind , dan kunnen we in de buurt een duikje wagen.
Even ontspannen van wat ons bezig houdt. Er staan namelijk weer belangrijke beslissingen op het menu: Laten we dat nog even voor later bewaren. Het alles-verblindend witte ochtendlicht verdrijft meteen de vermoeidheid van 32 uur reizen als we in Fiji uit het vliegtuig stappen. De douane madame bij de controle vraagt verbaasd: Dat moet even van dichtbij gecontroleerd en in een lijstje gezet. Er volgen wat Fiji-grapjes en dan: Snel verlaten we de inspectie kamer. De stank van rotte vis is er niet te harden.
Getuige daarvan een vies, stinkend plasje op één van de tafels. Vrijwel meteen begint Tony te niezen en hij zal twee dagen last hebben van hoofdpijn en een loopneus. Allergie voor de tropen of toch een virus, opgelopen in het vliegtuig? Gelukkig huurden we de eerste twee dagen een cottage op het haventerrein.
Heerlijk om bij te komen. Nu maar eerst een kijkje nemen bij Jakker. Ze ziet er bijzonder goed uit. Geen mieren, geen kakkerlakken Takjes in de kuip. Takjes in de giek, die we nochtans afplakten.
Probeerden ze een nest te maken? Langzaamaan beginnen we er dan aan: Om de romp te polieren en het onderwaterschip af te krabben huren we een mannetje in. Zo sparen we onze schouders voor ander werk. Voor elke kraanjob moet er immers een papier ingevuld. Nu volgt een week van hard werken. Roest aan de kiel behandelen, nieuw zwevend buitenlager op de schroefas plaatsen, het onderwaterschip één keer met primer schilderen, daarna twee keer met anti-fouling.
Ook onze vaanstandschroef geef ik drie lagen speciale anti-fouling. Benieuwd of de schroef nu minder zal aangroeien in het tropische water.
Tony werkt keihard om onze zoutwaterkraan aan het bollen te krijgen. Alles is verstopt en gecorrodeerd. Een nieuwe plastieken huiddoorvoer biedt uiteindelijk soelaas. Achter het roostertje van de zoutwaterinlaat haalt hij een krabbetje vandaan. Het is gewoon gegroeid in de kleine ruimte achter het roostertje, om nooit in open water te vertoeven.
Elke avond vallen we rond 20 u uitgeput in onze kooi. Hier vind je het lekkerste eten van ver in de buurt en de tofste zeilers. Zij kennen bovendien David Rewa , die ons meteen zondag een bezoek brengt. Twee jaar zagen we hem niet maar het klikt als vanouds. Life band op zondag.
Je snapt het al, het is heerlijk om terug te zijn, ook al branden de beelden van de laatste avond met kinderen en kleinkinderen nog steeds door alle nieuwe indrukken heen. Twee weken op vaderlandse bodem en eindelijk zijn we over de jetlag heen. De dagelijkse duik in het zwembad bij dochter Karen, de ontmoeting met vriendinnen en vooral het feestje op zondag hebben daar flink aan meegeholpen.
Familiebrunch met aansluitend een Time to Dive party met de band Zerp , het kon niet op. En ook mijn pa, super-bompa voor de achterkleinkinderen, zat erbij en genoot ervan. Hij verraste ons met zijn buiten verwachting redelijke gezondheid. En óf hij ons nog kende. Met dank aan Romina Dean. De kleinkinderen worden wild als we bij hen toekomen. Wie is er nu het meest uitgelaten? We worden meteen ingepalmd, mogen nauwelijks met hun ouders praten.
Tekenen, met lego bouwen, spelletjes spelen, zwemmen, verhaaltjes lezen … niks lukt ze nog alleen. Ze hebben oma en bompa Jakker zo lang moeten missen.
Lyam en Roxie tonen ons hun kunstjes. In onze stoutste dromen hadden we niet op dit weer durven hopen. De dagen en zelfs de nachten tropisch warm. Het is zoals wij het gewoon zijn. Dat de zeiltraditie zal verdergezet worden in onze familie, zit er dik in.
Lyam, onze kleinzoon, had het erg naar zijn zin op zeilkamp in Hofstade. We mochten getuige zijn van zijn eerste metertjes op het water. Moeilijk hem te spotten in het veld van 29 Optimistjes.
Lyam vooraan, rechts van de motorboot. Dingen die aan de andere kant van de wereld niet te koop zijn, laten we hier leveren. Iedere zeiler die naar huis terugvliegt, doet dat met een kleine rugzak. In onze landen van melk en honing is àlles te koop.
En dat doen we dus volop. Op terugreis naar de tropen sleur je heel wat onontbeerlijke bootspullen mee. Maar ook simpele dingen kan je enkel hier kopen. Ons, bij momenten levensreddende, Minute soepekes bijvoorbeeld. We vervloeken het vreselijk drukke verkeer. Zoveel auto's en vrachtwagens. Maar ook de massa's mensen, overal. We kunnen er erg moeilijk aan wennen. Wat komen wij van een rustig deel van de wereld!
Tussen die palenrijen hijst men ons uit het water. Waar ook ter wereld we aanleggen met onze boot klinkt het meteen, bijna als welkom: Ondertussen druipt de verwarring van hun gezicht. Maar o wonder, de enorme kracht van sport en wereldkampioenschappen is nog maar eens bewezen.
Plots, door het WK voetbal, kent iedereen ons kleine landje. Zelf meer een rugby-land, Fiji won twee jaar geleden goud, neemt nu de populariteit van soccer erg toe. Op de groentemarkt houdt een jongen mij staande, noemt alle namen van onze Rode Duivels. Ik ken er slechts een paar en moet beschaamd toegeven dat ik van al dat voetbal weinig kaas heb gegeten. Het interesseert ons natuurlijk wel, wat de Belgen presteren.
Din indkøbskurv er tom.
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